Help Required At Clarence Park

[Norman7Saints]

If anyone has any time this week we urgently require people to come down to Clarence Park to help water the pitch, please bring a watering can and rose, we would really appreicate any help,

Thanks

[Hatboy]

Only just come on and seen this i hope we got enough bodies down to help, i wouldn't of been any use anyway as i don't have a watering can as i live in a flat lol

[oldgeezer]

Couldn't make it to the park unfortunately - would have if I could.

I did the next best thing and found instructions for a rain dance - It went well - hope I didn't over do it?
(The neighbours were impressed anyway)

How To Do A Rain Dance

1. Never do a rain dance on a hill.
2. Make sure you have a lot of room so you
don't run into anything. (Doesn't always help)
3. Spin around in clockwise circles.
4. Make up your own rain chant. It should be rythmical
and easy to say fast. (mighty Saints, mighty Saints, etc)
5. Yell your rain chant while spinning around in circles.
6. If you are trying to get rid of rain, spin in
counterclockwise circles and say your chant backwards. (Could be useful when the season starts)

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